after a while i became convinced that the words were mocking me
I WAS PROMISED A BATTLE
*throws down gauntlet*
Edit: Went back. This is the best thing to happen to my dashboard ever.
Reblogging again because my followers need to see this. To be clear, rebog, go to your actual blog, then click the picture.
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
In Spanish “I have diarrhea” is “tengo chorro” which literally means “I have a flowing stream (coming out of my ass)” and I think that’s beautiful
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
It’s fucking red.
I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time
playing grand theft auto
My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude
I am awake but at what price