overprotective parents raise the best liars.
but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot
you see this shit right here is why summers fucked. its 3am? i have no reason to sleep. at all. i just read a 65k fanfic in a sitting. i could start another. im not even tired what the fuck summer fucks me up so bad i need limits
i can’t even appreciate the beauty of the sunrise after staying up all night because it’s just like. fuck. there it is. there’s the sun. i fucked up. why am i laughing. nothing is funny. the sun is there and it’s harshly reprimanding me for being awake all night. “this is the life you’ve chosen for yourself fucker” it says. i’m not laughing. i’m crying. there’s the fucking sun
when you bottom for the first time after being a top all your life
And this is why I never get homework done
THIS COP IS TOO REAL - Vine by Officer Daniels
every guy on those speed dating shows on MTV in the early 2000s